Washington Post:
But not always. In one Loudoun incident that has become infamous among area police departments, a man stole a bait vehicle and was able to drive it from Leesburg to Southeast Washington because of technical difficulties. Police eventually got the suspect, minutes after the camera caught him smoking crack and masturbating. He had spent part of his ride urinating in a soda can, then drinking his urine to try to quell a case of the hiccups. He also vomited twice.
“We still crack up about that one,” said Detective Chris Dengeles, of Arlington’s auto theft unit. Mostly, though, “we might have guys muttering to themselves. Nothing real exciting.”
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