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“This is the place where we may be able to possibly erect an aquatics center,” said Baker, gesturing to a partially submerged field piled high with rusted-out Jeeps. “We’re hoping that within a century or two we’ll be able to raise enough food to feed enough workers to move enough dirt to make a hole deep enough to contain an Olympic-size pool.”