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Link: Let Me Explain Why Miley Cyrus’ VMA Performance Was Our Top Story This Morning - America’s Finest News Source](http://www.theonion.com/articles/let-me-explain-why-miley-cyrus-vma-performance-was,33632/)

Side note: Advertisers, along with you idiots, love videos. Another side note: The Miley Cyrus story was in the same top spot we used for our 9/11 coverage.