An Open Letter from Your Horrible Facebook Friends – The New Yorker

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An Open Letter from Your Horrible Facebook Friends

Remember: the dress was white and gold, everything in the Onion should be read literally, and Kim Kardashian is actually working for the C.I.A.

via The New Yorker: http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/an-open-letter-from-your-horrible-facebook-friends?intcid=mod-most-popular

We’re your Facebook friends. Those Facebook friends. You know the ones. The moms who have recently gotten into CrossFit. The club promoters you went to college with. The ex-boyfriend who is legally contesting his firing from Best Buy. Your great aunt in Arizona who signs her comments, “With all my love, Your Great Aunt Marjorie.” The girl who appears to have stayed perpetually pregnant since graduation.