Tim Goodman’s The Bastard Machine:
So let’s off some more “Lost” characters. In this order:
1. Claire. She’s pointless. Let Desmond raise that baby. He’d at least save it.
2. Sawyer. Enough already. The accent and the nicknames are more annoying now than ever. Too much screen time. Shoot him in the eye, Freckles.
3. The Others. Boooooo-ring.
4. The Tailies. I think one of them is left. Hey, thanks for stealing Season 2. You owe me 22 hours.
5. The “Lost” writers. So, wait, according to evil Ben/Henry, what the Others really want is help from our beloved castaways. They just want to get along? And perform spinal surgery? This was all an elaborate ruse to evoke sympathy, friendship and empathy? With friends like these…Oh, and will one of the writers fess up that the Jurassic Big Bad that ate the dude from Felicity/Alias/Heroes ain’t coming back? Don’t lie to me like I’m Montel Williams.
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