Hot Summer Fashion Tip #53: The Gary Spivey Afro Helmet

Gary Spivey is my new hero.  Internationally revered psychic medium/healer/attention skank notwithstanding, frankly it’s a miracle the guy can even walk or stand upright; the man has grapes the size of Bruce Bruce.  Showing his face in public essentially wearing a PASGT for hydrocephalics covered in white fibers recycled from a 3M allergen filter takes a level of intestinal fortitude as yet not acheived by any human being.                

Check it out here.