Cyberball Robot Player's Union Says Lockout Likely In 2073 Season

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“I am unable to detect any gratitude from owners of magnesium wide receivers and titanium running backs who continually execute, on command, motion-based operations with a 350-pound explosive ball. I honestly cannot believe my proximity sensors.”